Vageast

Bread made with vagina yeast.

This bread is so fluffy almost like sour dough. Of course I used my vageast.

Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

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Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.

I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.