milfer

to woo or steal someones hot wife/mother for tiddly-winks.

Pauls not a player he's a milfer and you all ladies better watch out!

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Wifex

The word means the same thing as ex-wife. You're texting is much quicker to write wifex because ex-wife requires a hyphen that requires switching to symbols on many phones. I'm already a slow texter.

That is my wifex, my sons Mom.

agatie

A rock that resembles an agate but isn't one because it doesn't have lines on it in a pattern .

I thought I found an agate but when I looked closer it was just an agatie rock!