Paris

A town in North-East Texas by the Red River.

I had my honeymoon in Paris, Tx.

Redford

29°27'07"N 104°11'31"W

Michigan is not the only state with a Redford.

Italy

A town in Texas just south of Dallas.

You thought Italy was in Europe? Well, you are wrong, idiot.

London

A town in Texas 20 miles north of Junction.

You thought London was in England? Darn retard, it's in Texas.