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That sneaky bastard who uses someone else's handicap placard to steal an easy parking spot.
" Dammit Roy, what's so hard about walking 20 extra yards? Why d'ya have to be such a fucking Thalidomide Grinch?"
12👍 3👎
That stupid looking dork that your ex-girlfriend is now dating and swears is the greatest guy in the world.
" What the hell, Jimbo? You musta been a real prick to her, check out that fucking Bucky she's with now!"
12👍 21👎
An anal fistfuck that ends with a nasty shit stain flecked with blood across the knuckles.
"The next time that fucking whore eats my Dinty Moore she's getting a Duke Mcfister!!!"
32👍 12👎
The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your dick in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.
Man, I don't think Tommy and I are gonna be friends anymore after I woke him up at Jill's house this morning with an Iranian Rooster.
31👍 39👎
A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.
" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"
33👍 12👎