Craig

A male figure who often talks about the army, but knows very little about it. He has asian shaped eyes and often smells of baby sick.
He is an individal that never has any money but somehow manages to scrape bus fares together when he needs to.
Can pick up ugly underaged girls very easily and is often mistaken for a rapist.

"Hey are you not that guy that raped the underaged girl?"
"NO! she was conscious."
"wait, yes you are! You're Craig!"

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