Joed

verb past tense, meaning to ditch someone: while they are in the bathroom, on there way to the restroom, or because where they want to go sucks and you are going somewhere better.

Girl: I'm going to go to the restroom then we should go dancing!

Guy: (Ditches her to go to a bar)

Guy's friends at bar upon hearing story: Dude you totally Joed her!

Jeauxed

verb past tense, meaning to ditch someone: while they are in the bathroom, on there way to the restroom, or because where they want to go sucks and you are going somewhere better.

Girl: I'm going to go to the restroom then we should go dancing!

Guy: (Ditches her to go to a bar)

Guy's friends at bar upon hearing story: Dude you totally Jeauxed her!