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A fictional significant other. That is, a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse, one that a friend frequently refers to, that neither you nor any of your friends has met. Refers to the slang boo as a sig. other, and, obviously, a reference to the secretive, mostly-hidden character in the novel, To Kill a Mockingbird.
"I should bring my girlfriend out from New Jersey for prom..."
"Oh, the internet one no one has ever met? Your Boo Radley?"
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When a girl's skirt sticks to her bum, a widespread panic on 95+ degree summer days (the "pot" being her bottom).
"I don't want to get out of the car!"
"Why?"
"Because I have swass and a serious pot sticker going on."
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Essentially, anything that Diddy (aka Puffy aka Sean Combs aka P Diddy etc.) does, from strange cameos to Making the Band to coming up with the head-scratching, bizarrely named Dannity Kane.
Did you see Diddy on Jimmy Fallon? He popped out of the crowd to comment on Obama's U.S. approval and dropped rhymes like "Cuz Diddy loves stats".
He's so RiDiddyous!
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Someone who feigns friendly with someone, then writes (generally in an online forum such as Facebook or a personal blog) disparaging remarks about that person. Journalists are prime culprits in this matter.
1) "The guy was really great during our interview; he asked me about my musical influences and how the tour is going. Then I read this stupid thing on his blog about how fat I look onstage. I have a new penemy."
2) "Jess was all sweet to me all week. Then Jenn ask me 'did you see what she said about you on Facebook? Oh, maybe she posted it private...' Anyway, I hate that bitch, she's such a penemy."
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A man's duty to his sexual desires.
She was falling asleep and I didn't think it was going to happen, but I took off my pants and she woke up. I was tired too, but I have nobligations!!
The act of shoving one's cleavage in another's face. The culprit generally pretends that the act is accidental, though she is conscious of the sexual alarms that ring in others at the sight of large semi-exposed breasts (to make an impact, the cleavage must be pronounced) in our faces.
I noticed Gemma over by your supervisor's desk. She dropped her pen on his chair, literally said "oops" then bent down to give him a full two-second heavage. I guess I know whoΓ’ΒΒs getting that promotion."
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A person who apparently has a free pass to bother his significant other / partner / friend at work all day (note: they work together, giving free reign for the annoyance).
He's back, just sitting on her desk. Why would she marry him? And how does he finish any work when he's up here in her face, staring at her with disapproving looks and bothering her with Γ’ΒΒdo you want a soda?Γ’ΒΒ and Γ’ΒΒdid you buy eggs?Γ’ΒΒ, all day? He's such a guest badger!