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On April 21st of every year National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day starts on this day you boy or girl will go to one of your friends houses and they are obligated to consent to having you fuck their brians out so in turn on this day woman's right to choose is also temporarly suspended
Josh texts carl: yo its National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day im coming over to fuck your sister
Carl: Go ahead im about to Fuck Yours
Josh: Narly dude
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Dating back to the pre historic era national whip it out day is a day when men are permitted by the rules of nature to whip it out although men must control their most valuable cargo this holiday dose not apply to she-males or people who belive there is more than 2 genders and is also exclusive to men of all ages
Ricky: Hi Sally
Sally: Hey Ricky
Ricky: Happy National Whip It Out Day whips it out
Sally: OH wow look at the masterpiece happy National Whip It Out Day