papa bear

A big ass pimp. And by big ass I mean overweight

Hey look at papa bear over there

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prom night

The night most people lose thier virginty/get pregant

damn fucking prom night

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Ringtone DJ

One who plays around with the ringtones on thier phone as much to the point of annoyance

Micheal! Stop being such a Ringtone DJ!

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9 to 5

Hours most people work for a living

Jeff works 9 to 5 so he can make a living

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head on

A type of headache medicne with those annoying ''Apply directly to the forehead'' commericals. We are not blind, we can clearly see the lady, applying it to her forehead. Recent commercials have usually someone step in the middle of the commerical saying ''Don't you get sick of this?''

head on apply directly to the forehead!

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masshole

One who drives like a jerk, doesn't know how to drive, or drives really slow. These people are from Massachusetts (hence the term masshole)

I missed my exit cause the masshole in front of me was talking on his cellphone

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shelltoes

Addias sneakers. Called these because the tips resmeble shells.

Motherfucker check out yo shelltoes yo!

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