cankle

When a fat persons calf connect's with the flab on thier ankle, causing a cankle. They are really gross, mind you

Keep eating candy and you'll get a cankle

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2006

In reality, it's much better than 2007

2006 kicks 2007's ass

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camera whore

Someone who is self-absorbed and has to be in front of a camera at all times. These people are usually classified as atteniton getting whores too.

Camera whores need lives.

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wikipedia

The educational equivilant to urban dictionary

I wanted to know what oral sex was, but I thought going on urban dictionary seemed too usual, because most of thier definetions probably would not help me. If I want it detailed, I will go to wikipedia.

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teenybopper

teenybopper

Teenyboppers are girls ages 9-13 who are into Avril Lavinge and Britney Spears. They think fugly ass guys like Jesse McCartney and Chad Micheal Murray are the best things since sliced bread. They usually wear stuff from the Limited Too,glitter eye shadow, and thongs.

teenybopper: OMG!!111!!! I jsut got dis liek new shirt from Limited Too nd it sayz ''Sweet n Sassy'' on it OMG!!!!!1111!!LOZLOLZ!!! OMG!!!11 Look over there it's the Jesse MCcartney video! He is SOOO hawt! I'm going to have 132354769778759960209485828250684989859 million of his babies! LOLZ!!!!1111!!

Me: Get a fucking life.

teenyboppers are a fucking travesty to mother earth

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Jelly Bracelets

There these bracelets that were big in the 80s and are used for sexual meanings

Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red: lap dance
Purple- anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Brown- toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver)- flash

My girlfriend broke my black Jelly Bracelets so she had to suck my dick

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4:20

April 20th, national weed smoking day. Also the day the Columbine Shootings occured. But most people occur to it as National weed smoking day

A. Dude it's 4:20 le't smoke a blunt

B. Dude today is the day the Columbine shootings happend

A. *now super high* Andd?

Person B smokes a blunt with person A

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