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teenybopper
Teenyboppers are girls ages 9-13 who are into Avril Lavinge and Britney Spears. They think fugly ass guys like Jesse McCartney and Chad Micheal Murray are the best things since sliced bread. They usually wear stuff from the Limited Too,glitter eye shadow, and thongs.
teenybopper: OMG!!111!!! I jsut got dis liek new shirt from Limited Too nd it sayz ''Sweet n Sassy'' on it OMG!!!!!1111!!LOZLOLZ!!! OMG!!!11 Look over there it's the Jesse MCcartney video! He is SOOO hawt! I'm going to have 132354769778759960209485828250684989859 million of his babies! LOLZ!!!!1111!!
Me: Get a fucking life.
teenyboppers are a fucking travesty to mother earth
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There these bracelets that were big in the 80s and are used for sexual meanings
Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red: lap dance
Purple- anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Brown- toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver)- flash
My girlfriend broke my black Jelly Bracelets so she had to suck my dick
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April 20th, national weed smoking day. Also the day the Columbine Shootings occured. But most people occur to it as National weed smoking day
A. Dude it's 4:20 le't smoke a blunt
B. Dude today is the day the Columbine shootings happend
A. *now super high* Andd?
Person B smokes a blunt with person A
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douchebag extrodinaire. thank god britney spears dumped him, at least she had a little bit of her common sense left.
If I had to choose who won Douchebag of the year, 2006, I'd say kevin federline
where are all the definetions of kevin federline? here underdouchebag
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They can be cute, but if worn the wrong way, they are just trashy.
The natural brunette wore a modest mini skirt that didn't show her whole body. The peroxide blonde did.
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When a fat persons calf connect's with the flab on thier ankle, causing a cankle. They are really gross, mind you
Keep eating candy and you'll get a cankle
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