movie ripping

The art of injecting movie quotations into everyday dialog, especially when you answer someone's question with an exact line from a movie; especially fun when the answer can potentially irritate someone OR you feel the other person can converse back with more movie quotes

Boss: "Does anyone have something for a headache?"
Movie-Ripper: "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."*

*= direct quotation from "Animal House"; perfect example of movie ripping

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Friend: "I can't get this thing to work...is it broken?"
Movie-Ripper: "Screws fall out all the time...the world is an imperfect place."*

*= direct quotation from "The Breakfast Club"

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Dude: "Did you see that chick?"
Movie-Ripper: "Why? Was she big through the hips - rrrroooomy?"*
Dude: (laughing) "I guess it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again..."*

*= direct quotations from "The Silence of the Lambs"

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