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Shaped like a flashlight, feels like vagina, and you put your penis in it.
"Hey man, can i borroe your fleshlight? I can't find mine and haven't gotten off in weeks."
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The usual ingredients of a stromboli, except stuffed into the foreskin to add the zing of dick cheese. Bake for 15 minutes at 450 degrees kelvin, and allow your grandfather to eat it hands free, like he is bobbing for apples.
I did The Stromboli yesterday and now my grandfather wont look me in the eye.