Beach Ape

Old Man at the beach that is so hairy, you can barely see his skin

I found myself at the beach here in florida and seen a group of people running for their lives or so it seemed. Some were even scream crying (you know the kind of cry a grown man does in the movies when his best friend gets blown up or something). I look down the beach and heres a Beach Ape collecting shells in a thong and has a highly striking resemblence to a Sasquash/Yeti/Big Foot.

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