slick pigging

When you grease yourself up and streak a highly populated area.

Me: “dude. I went slick pigging at the prom. Coach tried to grab me but couldn’t. I was set til I fell on the gym floor and could not get up”

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Bush button

Clitoris hidden by mounds of 1970’s style pubic hair.

“Bro. You smash that?”
“Bro. No. I was I. There, but it was like a serious safari trying to find that bush button. “
“Bro. “
“Bro. “