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A weird place where locals are brainwashed into thinking they live in a beauty spot, when in reality, it's a shithole.
Jonny thinks Carrick is beautiful. It's actually a complete Killinchy
A woman who is only good for feeding men.
Is Phil available for cards? Nah, he's making Ed's sandwiches; what a Gillian!!
Pure menace. Ignore his cheery and garrulous demeanor; the Brigadier commands respect as the leader of an elite guerrilla organisation. He has been known to torture individuals who dared ask for extra windows in their countryside properties. Despite often being seen in khaki shorts and relaxed footwear, do not think him a soft touch; he'll eat your kids.
Has anybody seen Jonny and Gill? I haven't seen them since they had a late night meeting with the Brigadier.
A very dangerous man. The Brigadier will lull you into a false sense of security, what with his khaki shorts, comfortable shoes and cheese and onion crisps: but make no mistake, one false move and he will end you. His favourite form of torture is taking windows out of your home.
Anyone seen Gill and Jonny?
Nah man, they've been missing ever since they annoyed the Brigadier.
A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.
Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.
How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!
Guys who think they're hot shit, but they are just blowhards. Twats
Are Jonny and Gill coming tonight? Why ask those twats; they think they're chipleaders!