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RochaVirus

The Rochavirus is a contagious virus that is usually carried by single mothers. It causes them lose all self-worth, smoke Newport’s on the couch in front of their kids, and invite men like Jose Rocha into their homes.

Jose infected 4 single moms last week with the RochaVirus. They completely stopped caring for their kids and started using meth.

by Djjazzyjinx March 27, 2020


Yakima Steamer

This is the act of taking a steamy pile of shit onto your partners bare exposed feet. Thus, leaving their toes looking like Yakima, Washington.

Jose enjoys to pay harlots in cash to give him a Yakima Steamer, while he stands in his bathtub, so he doesn’t ruin the carpet in his parents basement.

by Djjazzyjinx January 26, 2020