Caca

Expression used when something is very not cool.

Guy 1: Toss me the football.
Guy 2: No man its all the way over there, I don't wanna get up.
Guy 1: Man that's really caca, that's so not cool.

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shnart

Expression used when you sneeze, fart, and poop a little.

Guy 1: We got to go man I just accidentally layed a shnart!
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: When you sneeze,fart, and crap at the same time.

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cutting the chocalate

Expression used when one is trying to relieve themselves of their fecal matter in the restroom.

Wife: What are you doing in there?
Husband: I can't even have a moment of peace when I am cutting the chocalate.
Wife: What's cutting the chocalate.
Husband: I'm taking a dump, leave me alone!!!

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