White trash repair

When you fix something in an improper manner with a scant amount of resources that still counts as fixed, but you put the least amount of effort into it.

Joe Bob fixed the toilet by using a dog chain and a cinder block. In our neck of the woods we call that a white trash repair.

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

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fake Louie

A fake Louis Vuitton purse carried by poor people to make themselves look rich and sophisticated. When in reality it makes them look even less sophisticated. In the eyes of authentic collectors. These purses are made in China and are made to look real with small to huge imperfections that are usually purchased from street vendors or on the side of the road.

Did you hear that Lashanda spent this month’s child support money on a fake Louie? Man she’s trying to be boujee

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.

Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.

Tar Hill Lane

The left lane of the interstate that is usually occupied by North Carolina drivers in surrounding states.

Look at that North Carolinan in the left lane Jerry. He’s going 5 under and blocking traffic. That’s the tar hill lane.