Rural Dictionary

nu metal

The biggest musical perversion ever to crawl out of some executive's arse since boy bands. Nu metal takes the single best genre of music ever created and turns it into repetitive, shallow, unromantic drivel.

Examples of Nu metal bands: Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Limp Dipshit, etc.

People should try listening to REAL metal, like.. Queensryche, Symphony X, Iron Maiden, Dream Theater, Opeth, In Flames, Iced Earth.. There are too many to list.

Nu Metal is to Metal as Pop-Punk is to Punk Rock.

by Do I have to put something here? August 27, 2004

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monopoly

1) When a single institution becomes so powerful, that it has total control over a certain commodity, service or industry. This can't actually exist, because it can't ever be truly 100%. At least, not until we live in a futurisitic dystopia where the government/corporations/intelligent computers/big-headed aliens use mind control, rayguns and/or the Matrix to enforce control.

An example of an "Almost-monopoly" is Microsoft, who many people say have a monopoly of the Desktop PC Operating System market. This isn't true, as a small percentage of people use Macs or Linux PC's. Hell, you can even use FreeBSD as a desktop system.

2) A family game where people play shoes, irons and cowboy hats masquerading as CEO's vying for economic world domination. Based largely on luck, but skill/know-how can also be used, as is proved by a sad person I know who spent his young life getting good at the game so that, for once, he would be better than others at something. Usually, however, the game degenerates into petty fights and shouting matches.

1) Communism is total monopoly by the government.

2) (Simpsons quote):
Lou- Another case of Monopoly related violence, chief.
Wiggum- How
do those Parker brothers sleep at night?

by Do I have to put something here? August 14, 2004

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Stupidity

N. A very common and largely ignored affliction. Approximately 97% of all people suffer from it. They can be split into two fairly equal halves: Democrats and Republicans.

"Stupidity rules this world by sheer force of numbers"

by Do I have to put something here? June 2, 2004

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gay homo

Someone who is, bizarrely, so excessively gay as to actually do a full 180 degree turn in terms of sexual orientation. A very confused person.

Also a phrase used by complete idiots. I mean, really STUPID people. Am I right? Of course I'm right. Why else would I be typing it? I probably should have finished this definition a few lines ago.

"Duh, you're a gay homo"

"The gay society shunned Bob the gay homo for his double-gayness"

by Do I have to put something here? March 20, 2004

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