Calabrese

(Cal-a-bree-zee) To confess your love to an overweight and/or busted female whilst sobbing in a drunken stupor.

“Yo did you see Alex and that fatty? He totally pulled a Calabrese.”

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Breasticles

Tits that hang so low, they resemble testicles.

Yo that gilf has breasticles.

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Hand Clam

Clasping the hands together palm-to-palm, insert wet (preferably brined) hands in the anus of partner, and proceed to open and close the hands as if they are a clam, using the wrists as a hinge of sorts.

Clifford’s female companion smelled of fish, so in the spirit of the sea, he hand clammed that ass until he got a brown pearl.

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