Smoke Break

An excuse that people use to get extra breaks at work.
A silly excuse to take a break.
A way to trigger non-smokers.

Boss to Hamid: Where are you going your shift has literally just started!

Hamid: Smoke break.

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Martin Garrix

An overrated EDM Artist, sure he has some good tracks that can make a couple of drugged people at a concert exited, but overall there's a lot of DJs that deserve more attention..

Falah to Bassaleh: Did you book a ticket for the concert coming up in June?!
Bassaleh: Who's gonna be there?
Falah: Martin Garrix!!
Bassaleh: Ugh thanks I'll pass :/

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Magdoos

A Syrian breakfast staple.
A delicacy!
Full steamed eggplants stuffed with walnuts, mild peppers & spices later left to sit in a tight sealed jar filled with olive oil.

I know it sounds gross, just wait until you've tried it!

Dalal to Sham: My fiance said he'd only marry me if I learned how to prepare Magdoos :(
Sham: Don't worry about it honey, I will let my mom teach you how to make make the best Magdoos he's ever had!

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