Roachrain

When a chunk of hail hits your head and you see that it is actually a huge cockroach that jumped from the ceiling vent.

“My grandma’s place is a dump, rat and roachrain central man.“

Jenny

The aunt that comes into town every couple weeks and feverishly presents her comedy routine over and over.

Jenny’s jokes really aren’t that funny, more roast humor that anything.

Aesthetishism

An intimate and passionate sexual identity that is characterized by extreme stimulation by wonderful literature, artwork, and expression that borders fetishism.

“He’s such a weirdo.”
“Tell me about it, he has aesthetishism.”