Thomas

Thomas is a guy absolutely obsessed with trains. His name may not be Thomas but it is his middle name or at least a nickname for him. He is EXTREMELY racist yet denies it quite a lot. He sits in his last class and wishes for the south to rise again. Even though, if that did happen he would be hung and killed because he is a RAGING HOMOSEXUAL. You probably know Thomas because you sit between him and his 'friend.' They probably fight like a marry couple and have couple quarrels every second of the class. It can be very annoying, however, I advise you not to say anything because if you do he will pull out a knife (illegal at school but he still has it????) and he will shank you in the side. Or he will smack you in the face. Or he might just shut down your computer. Either way, Thomas is crazy and psychotic. If you meet a Thomas who isn't actually a Thomas but that is his nickname due to his unhealthy obsession with trains (Seriously, he probably has like 1000 or more photos of trains on his phone. He also probably takes time off of school so he can go watch trains and film them for his youtube channel) avoid him because he is a strange creature.

Sidney: Yo, you'll never guess what Thomas said in class today.
Me: Let me guess, "Let the south rise again"
Sidney: Yeah, man.
Me: He's such a Thomas.