lick the lid of life

Pussy licking. Originating from the Mueller yogurt advert 'Do you lick the lid of life?'

i like to lick the lid of life!

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Face Off

To compulsively run your fingers down another persons face in the creepy style of Nicolas Cage/John Travolta in Face/Off.

'I love you honey'
Runs fingers down face in the style of Face Off.
'I love you too dear'
Runs fingers down face.
'I love the dog as well'
Runs fingers down dogs face.
'Wuf'
Dogs runs paw down face.
'Honey i think we have some kind of infectious disease.'

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