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1. n. A charity event combing America's love for bowling and generous spirit designed to raise funds for and awareness of the deadly ebola virus.
Donnie: Dude, I totally rolled a perfect game at the e-bowl-athon last night.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
The act of freezing one's fecal matter in a cock like shape to use as a dildo. To fornicate with poop.
Brenda is a total freak. She's even into fudge popping!
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N. The act of lying on one's back in existential angst, like Snoopy on his doghouse, then rubbing one out with projectile force and catching the load, package if you will, in your mouth. Also known as the perverted blizzard.
Bill: I had the worst blue balls after my date with Lucy, so I did the Dirty Snoopy.
Linus: Damn, that's nasty.
Bill: Only if you swallow.
N. The act of inserting an empty wrapping paper tube into two facing anuses, and then concurrently breaking wind.
Tyler: The wife took a sex class at the learning class and wanted to do an echo chamber
Todd: Did you do it?
Tyler: Yeah, until I shit in the tube.
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1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.
Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.
Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?
Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?
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1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.
Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.