sialophilia

Gaining sexual pleasure from the act of spitting, whether it be on a person, received from a person, watching it, smelling it, or just thinking about it.

A person with sialophilia would enjoy having a sexy Leather Daddy spit into your open mouth while you jack off.

A Butters

(n) an alcoholic drink composed of pure Scotch with not one, two, or four, but three (3) ice cubes. The ice cubs should be allowed to melt a bit to dilute the Scotch and make it very cold.

Drinker: "bartender, I want a Scotch straight-up"

Bartender: "how many ice cubes good Sir?"

Drinker: "make it a Butters"

Bartender: "three ice cubes it is!"

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Angry Santa

1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.

2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.

Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"

-Everyone has a benign laugh-

Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."

Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"

Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"

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