Retrosexual

One who maintains a Metrosexual lifestyle; even though the fad is so yesterday.

Dude, plucking your eyebrows is so retrosexual.

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Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.

She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.