polk salad

A short, hardy, rugged bush which grows in the southern United States, which is sometimes boiled and eaten for food.

Annie gathered up a bunch of polk salad, boiled it, and ate it.

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ragtime bullshit

Random incoherent babbling, often caused by one being drunk.

You really need to lay off the ragtime bullshit, man.

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beer boot

The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.

Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.

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journey into darkness

By far the most perverse sexual practice known to man, this involves shitting directly into another person's asshole.

It takes a very... special person to be able to properly perform the journey into darkness.

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Cobb Knobbler

1) A cocksucker. (insult)

2) A member of the X-Cops.

1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.

2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops

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CCS

Abbreviation for Cardcaptor Sakura, an wordanime/word by Clamp, about a 10-year-old magic girl.

CCS is far superior to wordCardcaptors/word!

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my shizzle's gone fazizzle

My shit's fucked up.

My shizzle's gone fazizzle!

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