Seal Cannon

You take your balls and lay them gently in her mouth. You then lay your penis up her face towards her forehead. She then makes noises such as a seal would make, which causes you to ejaculate.

Robert: Hey Adam I heard you had a great experience with that seal cannon yesterday. How did that go?

Adam: Oh Robert, it was amazing! I came like a cannon shooting off.

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Raccoon dick

What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.

Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen

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Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.