urban cougar

one of the most satisfying additions to anyone's strange ass profile. essentially, a woman who is significantly older than you. She should be smoke and capable at, the very least of picking up your bar tab, then taking you home for a session of mistake making.

I pulled some urban cougar last night: i took down a 6th grade teacher.

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grizzle monster

a girl who, aside from being painful to the eyes, is also fat.
very similar to a ripped sneaker,bridge troll, and a mud ape.

Daaaamn, that chick was a fat mess! I didn't know it was grizzle monster season.

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bang at me

Used when telling someone to text you or hit you up.

Yo, bang at me when you get home.

Bang at me I’m bored.

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