Rim job

Is when you get a piece of dry skin in your nail and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKER to take offf

Person 1: I got a rim job last night
Person 2: ikr it really hurts

urban dictionary

BEST FUCKING APP FOR CRACKHEADS! like schools fuck yeah, like in bed fuck yeah, like when your friend tells u a dirty think and u dont know fuck yeah

Friend: i had a blow job last night
Friend 2: oh ok i had a rim job
Friend 3: i did the lion kind last night
Me: *** searching up what it means on urban dictionary***

Nutwog

Use it

Human: use Nutwog
Earth: use it
World: use it
Space: use it
Milky Way: use it
God: use it

thanos

big purple pruney grape with a sexy ass, who wears a golden condom on his hand with sparkly gems. And kills half of the planet with his dance moves

person 1: i hate the world
person 2: do a thanos
person 1: good idea

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