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Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.
Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?
Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.
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Anglo-Italian slang combo of giant with Italian suffix-"eezmo" imparting the superlative meaning for large, enourmous, gigandous, ginormous, freaking big, etc.
Did you see the nose on that guy?
Yeah, it was giageezmo!
an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it
What did Bill give you for your birthday?
He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.
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Shorthand or slang for âAmerican Negro Cigaretteâ. Also called a spliff. It was a clandestine way to smoke marijuana in the early 20th century that was made popular by Black jazz musicians.
Jill: âWhy did you walk away from that weirdo?â
Jack: âHe tried to give me an ANC and my mother told me to never accept candy or cigarettes from strangers.â
To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.
Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?
Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.
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From the Greek, combining lignos, the word for "wood" with "genesis" meaning to give birth to. This pharse describes the ability a particular woman has to inspire an erection. Not to be confused with a perfect erection, the so-called "lignogenesis perfecta".
Man, this disco blows. Not one of these bufforillas has any lignogenic potential.
The process whereby a group of people impress each other by discussing things about which none of them have any idea. The result is to confuse knowledge with excrement and come away feeling full in oneâs mind and empty in oneâs bowels.
Did you see that news documentary last night? It was an amazing piece of transfeculation between the host and a panel of biased guests.