The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.
Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!
An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.
Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?
Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
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A quasi-medical term derived from the Greek root words, lignos meaning "wood" and genesis meaning "to give rise to". The term refers to someone, usually a nubile woman, who causes you to get an erection.
Sarah Palin is pretty hot but her daughter Bristol is more lignogenic.
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A cross between a buffalo and a gorilla meant to describe a human being who is ginormous.
Why are the springs shot on this side of your car, dude?
Because my girlfriend is a freeking bufforilla!
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When you are content with your gender as assigned by your chromosomes and you only think about your gender if asked. Otherwise you spend the majority of your time not really concerned about your gender.
My girlfriend isnât confused about her gender. In fact, sheâs quite well adapted emotionally. Iâm starting to worry that sheâs apathetogender.