ROD

Retarded Overreaction Dissorder (ROD) is a mental disorder characterized by people over reactiving over simple problems that could be fixed with a four letter word.

OCD is the most common mental disorder and is diagnosed nearly as often as being blonde, a women, and alcoholism.

Guy 1: "That guy just looked at me, he's going to get it now, I am going to break his face!"
Guy 2: "You have ROD"
Guy 1: "fuck"
Guy 2: "there yeah go"

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CPD

Compulsive Procrastination Disorder ( CPD ) - is a clinical psychological disorder, in which procrastination cannot be avoided. The diagnosed will find any means necessary to procrastinate.

*Phone Rings*
Guy 1: " Hello "
Caller: "hey man, it john, you still game for study sesh tonight ? "
Guy 1: " uh... sorry man, my mom just called, she needs a foot rub"
Caller: "Dude, you have a problem, you need to get real. CPD is not cool man, not cool."

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TGD

Teenage Girl Dramatizism - ( TGD ) is a classification of the younger teenage girl years. This clinical diagnoses virus of this vis given to the younger women, early to mid puberty (13-16). Some (not all) girls have this virus during these years of middle school - high school.

This virus, although not completely contagious is contracted from other females. It is usually contracted from girlfriends who have family members in higher grades, and can ruin an entire family's life.

Girl 1:"Like oh em gee, she is not with him again, I heard that he . . ."
Guy 1: " TGD, not cool."

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