Nicolaou

A fairly large mammal with abnormal amounts of baby fat. He’s a speky twonk with countless paninis’ in his hands and always has your back if your going Thorpe park. The guy is a mental having adhd and can spurt out the most random things known to man (chunks watch out cause there’s somebody that can beat you in a waffle battle). But dispite this, Leo is one of the nicest people you will ever come to meet in your life if your lucky enough. He’s somebody to talk to when you need it and utilises his bluber to act as a very good shoulder to cry on. If by chance he is reading this I want to say cheers for all the good times and I’m looking forward for the next bunch ❤️

You seen Nicolaou ?
Yea I have he’s over there
What that attractive Greek with bundaligligs?
Thats him

Pealiotosis

When a mans seamen blocks up the tube in the penis causing the penis to litterally explode looking like a pealed banana

Me:Doctor my penis looks a banana
Doctor: well richard that is a case of pealiotosis