Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

Crikey

To be shocked in awe of how amazing or unexpected an act or event that has tajen place or is going to take place. (Present & Past tense)

Example: Crikey, im going to have 100,000 subscribers by the end of the year!
Or.
Crikey, my new song is number 1.

Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.

Shut up man, your tea's weak!