turkish piss party

Ancient tradition in Istanbul where the city gets together to urinate on a disgusting slut.

My neighbor Jeanette went to Istanbul and was discovered to b a shitpit so the City came together and gave her a Turkish piss party.

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gravy shake

When you place a load of crap in a blender and try to pass it off as a chocolate milkshake to one of your friends.

Man, did you see Bill after I gave him that gravy shake? It left him with a dirty sanchez!

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