Star of David

When six naked girls, who form a star shape by bending over and linking elbows, are banged sequentially doggy style by one lucky guy who is standing in the middle.

I hope those girls from Delta Delta Delta are coming over because I really want to Star of David those hos.

The best part of my Birthright trip was the Star of David we did back at the hotel.

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Mazel tossed

When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.

I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.

We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.

Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.

Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.