Hasselkød

A wise man once named ''Bilal Zarouken Hadouken'' once made this heavenly joyful graceful merciful juiciest most delicious consumable on this here planet earth named ''Hasselkød''. Hasselkød is like a slimjim except more slim then Jim, it's so good that it's been classified as one of the stronger most powerful weapons of D-day. Being offered 1 hasselkød is like being blessed by god with water when you're in the desert, the greatest gift for a human to have.

''Bilal Zarouken Hadouken: Elias from west philidelphia born and raised in the playground where you spent most of your days, have you ever taken a bite of the once renouned Hasselkød before?''
''Elias from west philidelphia born and raised in the playground where he spent most of his days: It's like a gift from Allah, it's like lamb during Eid day. Of course I have.''
''Bilal Zarouken Hadouken: I'm proud''

Pavlov shack

A game filled with racist 10 year olds and grown up men who give you death threats if you shoot them once.

''Guy 1: Hey bro do you play shooter games on VR?''
''Guy 2: Yeah, I play pavlov shack!''
''Guy 1: What a racist kid you are, grow up and buy onward''

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Gorilla tag

The average racist hangout for squeakers, racist 8 year olds, grown ups who give you death threats and the 1% of normal people

''Guy 1: Hey guys, Do you play gorilla tag?''
''Guy 2: Yeah, I scream racist things when I lose''
''Guy 1: Same here
''Guy 3: How are we even friends?''