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Constipation so bad, you feel like your asshole knows what it feels like to give birth to a Xenomorph
P1: Bruh, bathroom emergency, I just got over a monstapation!
P2: No shit, dude, really?
P1: All puns aside, it feels like Cuddles just crawled tenticles first out of my asshole!
P2: TMI, bruh, what did you need?
P1: A fresh roll of TP and a proctologist!
The act of taking a gender benign topic, and unnecessarily warping the concept until it becomes so perverted, that watching a shota would be better in a straight guy's opinion
P1: Hey bro, check out what I made on Tumblr!
P2: Yuck! Why are you queeraforming My Hero Academia?!!
When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
Someone who is obsessed with the military for the soul purpose of preserving the Earth's environments
P1: Who's that guy roughing through your recycling?
P2: Oh, I'm sure he's our local ecomilitarian, otherwise he just really likes looking at all my plastic!
A term for the ring of slums around a supposed gentrifying neighborhood where some of the craziest shit in the city goes down, a ghetto ghetto-er than ghetto
Gangster: *flicks open switchblade* gimme your money, foo'!
Middleclass working man: why not just get it from actually working like the rest of society?
Gangster: Welcome to a wheel of Torchin', cracker!
The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it
P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.
A Big Mac made with a patty of SHIT
P1: Dude, you look like you tasted a Monald RcDonald!
P2: Pretty close, I just watched 2 girls one cup!