Infinity Drinking Solution

(Noun) The Formula used to create a situation where a set number of people continue to drink endlessly for fun

Person A is an Enabler
Person B is an Enabler

Person A makes Person B drink
Person B makes Person A drink
Person A makes Person B drink
Person B makes Person A drink...and so on

thus creating an Infinity Drinking Solution

Wading

Verb, Present tense: Wading

to look in the mirror, fuck bitches, and work out, at the same time.

Man #1: Yo, nice fellow i am acquainted with, what have you been doing today.

Man #2: NIGGA STFU IM WADING!

Man #1: Wow that was rude but then why am in your room while your getting laid and doing curls.

Man #2:........

Man #1: Look at me! my face is not in the mirror.

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Schrödinger's Stomach

The idea of both having food in your stomach, combined with idea of not having food in your stomach. You feel neither hungry nor full, and yet both at the same time

I ate a later breakfast than usual, now I have Schrödinger's stomach and I don't know whether I need to get lunch.

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