Niggergeist

Like a poltergeist, but black and steals your shit after throwing it around the room. Has also been known to hurl his mixtape at you. Room will typically smell like weed or chicken afterwards.

“There’s a damn niggergeist in my house and he refuses to leave! Please help!”

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Cragger

The main crocodile antagonist of Lego Legends of Chima and a dangerous child sex predator. He is also responsible for Assassinating Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the Austro-Hungarian empire.

"Cragger is coming, hide your children."

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Limbosexual

Someone who is "between genders" or "non binary"

You aren't nonbinary, you're limbosexual.

2 Jews and a lie

The same concept as 2 truths and a lie but you name 2 celebrities that are Jews and 1 who isn't. It's a great game to play at parties.

"Lets play 2 Jews and a lie, I'll start. Mila Kunis, Terry Crews, and Adam Sandler."

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