princess

The pre-pubescent female pudendum. Usually bestowed upon young children by the mother as a benign substitute for the more adult and/or vulgar terms that are used in adolescence

"Mommy, my princess was burning real bad when I sat on the potty to go pee pee this morning"

moofah

a flappy fart-sounding expulsion of air from the vagina, usu. after vigorous coitus

"My girlfriend let a rippin' moofah last night after we had sex. We were goin' at it pretty hard and I musta pumped a gallon of air in there I guess..."