Factory Dog

A member of the species 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. They evolved from an ancestral factory where they inbred, and they could not breed with other dogs (peripatetic speciation). Mainly, factory dogs cannot aim or hit what he is trying to.

Person 1: *Can't hit his shots*
Person 2: Oh my god, you are the biggest factory dog ever.