Labia Day

Another name for Labor Day, used to make it more interesting and suggestive of what the day could be used for.

-What are you guys up to this Labia Day?

-On Labia Day? What do you think?

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Why is that even a brainer?

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."

"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"

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plurfect

Perfect, but in plural, because the perfection is in several ways at once.

Someone shows up just at the right moment to catch a bus, and is dressed really nicely. The timing is perfect, and so is the appearance. Plurfect!

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plurfect

Perfect, but plural, because the perfection is in several ways at once.

Someone shows up just at the right moment to catch a bus, and is dressed really nicely. So, the timing is perfect, and so is the appearance. Plurfect!

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involvulated

to be excessively involved or committed to a person, place, thing, or process

"Wow, you are back early from that cocktail event!"
--"Yes, I was hungry, and there was no need to get involvulated yet!"

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parading in your rain

being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.

"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"

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covid coven

Friends, family and/or romantic partners who maintain close physical proximity and human contact together while social distancing from the rest of the world during the COVID19 pandemic.

"I'd be so lonely, so deeply all alone, if it weren't for my COVID coven. We love and sustain each other. So more than we could ever do over Zoom."