Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.

Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!

Joey J Shot

A Floridian music artist that started from the smallest town in Florida called Arcadia. Joey J Shot popped off once he first released Spaghetti Volume 1, in which he proceeded to make Spaghetti Volume 2, which showed a massive amount of support and respect from his town. He rose from the gutters of Kadi to becoming the king of Kadi. He loves a girl named Erica, also known as Chief Keef. Joey J Shot loves bullying a pussy called Garrett Leath. He will do anything for The Boys because he never switches up. Joey, however has faced some darkness in his life. His parents make him do anything they please, like he’s a 1860s slave. He holds so much frustration sometimes he will lash out at his friends. To his friends, it seems like some sort of PTSD. Deep down, his friends know that he needs something to lash out at so that’s why Joey J Shot will be playing football for his junior year at Desoto High School. Joey is always there for you, even if he’s pissed off that you threw his clothes on the roof of someone’s house.

“Woah, are you listening to Joey J Shot’s new song? That man sounds like God!”

Mikey Osceola

This is a real man with a big heart. He loves playing For Honor and chilling while smoking the green, also known as weed. Mikey has a brother named Caleb, who is also a real man. Mikey doesn’t care much about school but he cares more for his family and The Boys. Mikey is determined to either mess with The Boys sometimes or to help the boys. It’s a mixed bag but most of the time, he’s chilling and doing good. He also has a black uncle named T-Bone, who will fuck you up if you mess with him. Mikey follows one code just like all The Boys : Never switch up on the homies

Wow, you really beat that kids ass to help a homie out. You remind me of Mikey Osceola.

GG

Known as “Garrett’s (Leath) Girlfriend”. She had premarital sexual intercourse with the man known as Garrett Leath. Not much is known about her, but one thing is for sure. She has a side man that is 6’5 and black named Jamal. She also really hates Joey J Shot. She is mixed.

Hey Garrett Leath, are you and GG uhhhhh, you know

B. Ochoa

Someone who doesn’t like being called a rapist. He has some of the biggest and crustiest lips known to mankind. He also hates the Jews and will do anything to prove that he hates them. Brian also talks a lot about cleaning his foreskin, in which he goes step by step when everybody awkwardly stares at him like he has some sort of mental disorder. Brian Ochoa is a good person deep down but has a lot of hate for the world. Hell, he doesn’t even believe in climate change.

“Hey, were you just making fun of Jews? That’s a real B. Ochoa move.”

Braden

A man obsessed with the phrase “ballsack”. He loves kissing his friends goodnight and going the extra mile in school. His parents are Paul Beaney and Bobbie Thompson. Bobbie is now with a disabled man named Shawn. Shawn loves grilling while practicing tricks in his wheelchair. Shawn also is a top 5 player in wheelchair basketball. Braden really loves doing anything for his friends, even if it is considered homosexual. His first and last name is considered a meme. He also loves mooing, who he learned from Shane Smith.

Braden - “Nice Ballsack, Joey”

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