Moose

An immortal species spawned by Canada, they were not formed with evolution, they were formed with steroid infused maple syrup, and they want nothing but destruction for all life on earth, god help us all

Jeff: I was attacked by a moose, I had to get about four ribs removed.

Carl: how are you alive

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Bunk up my(/the) steez

Several words tethered together loosely to form a phrase, coined by the very definition writing creature of whom is writing right now, Sorbet/Sobek/whateverthehjonk.

The individual meanings are as follows:

“Bunk up”, similar to fuck up, but slightly lighter

“Steez”, either something to do with personal style, or a vibe you got goin’ from something.

Collectively these words of which coalesce into a phrase form the aforementioned, which in whole means to throw off a vibe/resonating frequency, or to otherwise “cramp on one’s style”.

Jeff: Man, Discord crashing bunked up the steez real good.

talking moose (named Kyle): Jeff what the hell does that even mean are you okay.

(Bunk up my(/the) steez)

Trantiveness

One of very few words to be capable of describing the feeling of purity and ascension of mind with human tongue, the name is shared by the medication that produces the feeling: Thalasin™.

The feeling is indescribable as suggested, but it does have describable subsequent alterations as follows: total ego death, mental capability to completely stop wandering thoughts from occurring at will, unusual and extradimensional physical alterations that occur and change randomly, and the optional lingering taste of sweet and sour chicken.

If you are experiencing an overdose of Trantiveness, please locate the address below written in a format only you will be able to see correctly, to avoid exposure to the public

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Enjoy the smooth crispy flavour of Trantiveness Thalasin™ today, and remember: ascend responsibly.