CTNG

No, it is not the Connecticut National Guard, but the term used to indicate Chlamydia and Gonorrhea in STD testing.

Sally: "Jimmy was sure acting funny when he got back from the doctor's office."
Mary: "That's cuz Jimmy found out he has the 'CTNG'."

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Marcel

Verb
To get so drunk at your own wedding that you Have no recollection of the events that transpired at the reception.

Greg says to his mother when discussing the big day. "I need someone to drive my car, not that I am going to Marcel my wedding"

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Classic Trevor

Literally the most classic kid around. Like he’s too classic. Wtf cmon man just look at him. Vintage dude right there.

“Oh shit Trevor just molested the third graders!”

“OMG again bro so classic!”
“Such a classic Trevor”