Simp Lord

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.

Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."

Idiot

An idiot, is just that, a complete and udder failure of the human mind on every fathomable level. In order to be an idiot, you must boldly go where no man has gone before and reach into the deepest depths of the subconscious to pull forth something unrecognizable to the average human being.

TJ: Um Dave, I may have plagiarized a essay outline and left the hyperlink in and now my teacher is going to beat the shit out of me...
Dave: What you’ve just done is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your stupid, incoherent decision were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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